Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Gonna Have to Face it.........

Crack cocaine. Scourge of the inner cities of our nation in the 80s and 90s. A highly addictive derivative of the more expensive cocaine, that led to the addiction of millions of men and women because of the intense high and the cheap accessibility of these "rocks".
Spawning the term "crack whore" named for the women who would prostitute themselves just to get that next high they were so badly jonesin' to get. Ultimately producing the "crack baby" who was born addicted to this substance through the in-vitro transfer to the child.
Soon crack was replaced by an even cheaper and more addictive drug methamphetamine which produced a similar high that lasted longer and was cheaper and easier to obtain. Meth continues to plague our great nation, taking it's toll on families because of it's highly addictive properties.

Now I did not decide to write this blog to educate people on substance abuse, rather a much different, yet just as addictive activity as doing drugs. I am referring to the ever popular, cue music; dum dum duuuummm; Facebook.
Yes my friends Facebook has now become the crack and meth of this generation. I speak of this through my own experience and the experiences of those around me. They know who they are. Just like a meth user can spot another meth user from a mile away, so too can the Facebook addict, affectionately called amongst it's constituents as "Crackbook". Add to it the fact that if you own a "Crackberry" device, you can access your Crackbook account any place any time with the push of a button. This becomes one powerful speedball that will keep you coming back time and time again.

Crackbook has penetrated deep into the nooks and crannies of urban as well as suburban, hell, even rural areas of the world. This is a pandemic unequaled by any other plague in history. An unstoppable force that just keeps growing and dragging unwitting victims into the depths of addiction with no respite. It has no discretion as to age, sex, socioeconomic status. It preys on any and all who heed it's call to "reconnect" with old friends and acquaintances. Social networkers looking to in turn prey upon the imprisoned masses looking for the next high, have found this forum to be highly lucrative and an excellent platform to gain their own real world riches. Like big tobacco, disregarding the harmful effects of their products, only seeking to gain from the misfortune of those gullible enough to take that first puff, that first hit.

Become a mob boss, a gangster. Accumulate untold wealth in a world of crime and adventure. Taking pleasure from the notion that you just whacked another mobster and gained more power and status. Prefer a slower paced life? Become a farmer, planting crops, harvesting them and selling them for a small profit just so you can get your next fix of whatever fruit or vegetable you can afford to plant. Don't have enough money? Go to the market and whore yourself out like the crack whores of old, begging for the job that will allow you to satiate your craving for more land, bigger homes, and infamy; as people praise what you have built as a Farm Empire from just a few patches of potatoes.

Crackbook has caused great minds such as myself to actually calculate whether it was more profitable to plant carrots vs. pumpkins. Even as I write this I am a slave to this cyberspace master, being beckoned by a friend to come harvest their crops for them. I can't say no, and quite frankly I don't know that I want to.

You see people get addicted to things because they receive some benefits from the addiction, although in the end it most usually ends poorly. Me, I just earned several thousands of dollars in a very short period of time. Like Pavlov's dogs, a bell rings, they get fed, they eventually learn to salivate at the sound of a bell. For the Crackbook addict as in real life, the pursuit of possessions helps feed the monster, I want that Farm Town Mansion, and I won't stop until I obtain the elusive prize. What then? Who can say for sure. One thing is for certain, you can find me on the Crackbook most everyday, searching for that elusive high, that next hit of whatever it may be to keep me coming back for more and more.

14 comments:

Candy said...

I don't know...this seems a bit extreme...'Crackbook.' I cringe everytime a Facebook 'friend' asks me to take a quiz to see how 'girly' I am or discover 'what kind of beer are you' or join in a cyber war game. Should I spend my time this way? Will this really be useful information for my friends or even myself? I don't know...my spare time is valuable and I really prefer just keeping it real, but hey, that's just me!

Rich said...

Good luck in your endeavors to stay 'clean' Candy. I don't know you do I?

Candy said...

:)...yes but it is fun being anonymous, well...Candy?

I'm just saying I get annoyed with stupid questionaires/quizzes and facebook seems to have the dumbest ones I've ever seen- LOL...I'd much rather spend my time having fun 'for real' not pretending.

Rich said...

I didn't think there were too many Candy's out there, how are you doing?
Thanks for reading.

[lisa] said...

I have no idea what you are talking about.

[lisa] said...

But sounds like I am needing to finally join Farmtown. I have resisted long enough. Do they have alapcas and goats? I could live out my dream that will probably never come to be...

thepworth said...

you covered the mafia wars and farmtown addicts, but you forgot to mention the addicts like me - the ones who feel compelled to update their status between every breath

Rich said...

You are correct Trish, in fact I am certain I could do a whole other piece about the stuff I left out.

Jay Christi and Kody said...

if you can recall the history of my myspace account, you will see that i have never taken a single quiz nor played a game over even care to read the posts of those who have. I thought and still think is a wonderful medium for rekindling past relationships and keeping up with new ones. I say down with the rest of the bullshit!

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