Wednesday, September 10, 2008


Dear spammers,

I am quite happy with the size of my penis. I don't have a problem in the bed room, my wife is quite satisfied with my performance. You can keep your Cialis and Viagra prescriptions and your claims that I will be able to go all night.
I don't need breast enhancement, my man boobs are quite ample as they are, thank you very much. I don't want to buy your fake Rolex watches or get paid to stay in luxury hotels, but thanks anyway.

Do people really respond to this crap? Everyday I open up my email,( is not my real email address) and in my spam box are several of these ridiculous spam letters. People must respond, because I have to think that if they didn't these advertisers wouldn't continue to send them out.
Why is it called spam anyway? I have eaten spam, in fact recently I had me a hankerin' for some spam after watching the movie 50 first dates. I actually picked up a Costco size pack of spam, but then thought better of it.
What is this stuff? I had to go look it up and you just have to go see the website yourself, it's truly amazing. Check it out here.
Basically it's a combination of ham and pork. They even give an explanation of the differences between the two. A person might think that they are one in the same, but apparently that is not true.
The bottom line is that it appears to be a "junk meat" (the hilarity of the redundancy of "junk meat" is not lost on me, hope it isn't lost on you!) so I have decided to make the connection that spam=junk.
You're welcome.

1 comment:

Boyd said...

Thank you. I can't say I've ever really eaten SPAM, the digital or edible versions, but I do need a larger penis, so could you forward those to me at ?