Thursday, September 11, 2008

Are you there God? It's Me Rich

Why am I not a blog of note yet? Is it because I'm not good enough? Maybe you think I couldn't handle the pressure, but I can, I just know it. I've read some of those blogs of note, I don't get it. Look at the one they put up today, it's about some woman planning her wedding. Sure, I'm more than a little biased about my stuff, but geez, I think that belly button lint is far more interesting than a potential guest list for a wedding that I am not even invited to. (By the way, if that person reads this by some miracle, I am a decent videographer at a reasonable price if you need one!)
Maybe that is a stretch, not every one finds belly button lint as exciting as Boyd and I do, but I have other wares to peddle. For example, there's a pretty cool picture of a fat cat that looks stoned, just down there.
Go ahead have a look, I'll wait. See, that is pretty remarkable don't you think. Do you know how hard it is to write 1000 words?
"But Rich", you say. People don't care about a talking stoned cat. Ok well what about my creative piece that I wrote called "Hot August Death"? I defy you to read that and not feel something, anything. Go ahead, I'm not going anywhere, I've got 10 hours to kill here at work. Well, I take that back. I have to leave for a meeting at 9 am but other than that I'm good. Ok I lied, I also have a meeting again at 1:30. But other than those two things I got all day.
Pretty good, no? So you see, I think I have what it takes to be a blog of note. Trust me you won't regret it. Please notice me, I'm ever so talented.
So I beckon, nay, challenge you, make me a blog of note. This is a call to all who read this (apart from Boyd, because he always has something to say) Feel free to comment, do it, I can take it. Like it? Don't like it? Tell me, let me know you're out there.
If you make me a blog of note I can't promise you a chicken in every pot or a car in every garage, but I can promise you won't regret it.


Boyd said...

People not commenting sucks. Especially when you know that they are reading. It's like, how hard is it write a little something to let me know if you loved, hated, were bored, etc, etc, with what I had to say.

You just get used to it and go on.

Brian Jay Jones said...

Er, if it's any consolation, I consider you blog of note.

And I'd just like to say that this is the first time I've been on television.

Rich said...

Thanks for taking notice brian jay jones