Maybe that is a stretch, not every one finds belly button lint as exciting as Boyd and I do, but I have other wares to peddle. For example, there's a pretty cool picture of a fat cat that looks stoned, just down there.
Go ahead have a look, I'll wait. See, that is pretty remarkable don't you think. Do you know how hard it is to write 1000 words?
"But Rich", you say. People don't care about a talking stoned cat. Ok well what about my creative piece that I wrote called "Hot August Death"? I defy you to read that and not feel something, anything. Go ahead, I'm not going anywhere, I've got 10 hours to kill here at work. Well, I take that back. I have to leave for a meeting at 9 am but other than that I'm good. Ok I lied, I also have a meeting again at 1:30. But other than those two things I got all day.
Pretty good, no? So you see, I think I have what it takes to be a blog of note. Trust me you won't regret it. Please notice me, I'm ever so talented.
So I beckon, nay, challenge you, make me a blog of note. This is a call to all who read this (apart from Boyd, because he always has something to say) Feel free to comment, do it, I can take it. Like it? Don't like it? Tell me, let me know you're out there.
If you make me a blog of note I can't promise you a chicken in every pot or a car in every garage, but I can promise you won't regret it.