Maybe that is a stretch, not every one finds belly button lint as exciting as Boyd and I do, but I have other wares to peddle. For example, there's a pretty cool picture of a fat cat that looks stoned, just down there. 
Go ahead have a look, I'll wait. See, that is pretty remarkable don't you think. Do you know how hard it is to write 1000 words?
"But Rich", you say. People don't care about a talking stoned cat. Ok well what about my creative piece that I wrote called "Hot August Death"? I defy you to read that and not feel something, anything. Go ahead, I'm not going anywhere, I've got 10 hours to kill here at work. Well, I take that back. I have to leave for a meeting at 9 am but other than that I'm good. Ok I lied, I also have a meeting again at 1:30. But other than those two things I got all day.
Pretty good, no? So you see, I think I have what it takes to be a blog of note. Trust me you won't regret it. Please notice me, I'm ever so talented.
So I beckon, nay, challenge you, make me a blog of note. This is a call to all who read this (apart from Boyd, because he always has something to say) Feel free to comment, do it, I can take it. Like it? Don't like it? Tell me, let me know you're out there.
If you make me a blog of note I can't promise you a chicken in every pot or a car in every garage, but I can promise you won't regret it.
3 comments:
People not commenting sucks. Especially when you know that they are reading. It's like, how hard is it write a little something to let me know if you loved, hated, were bored, etc, etc, with what I had to say.
You just get used to it and go on.
Er, if it's any consolation, I consider you blog of note.
And I'd just like to say that this is the first time I've been on television.
Thanks for taking notice brian jay jones
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