Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Haiku Ka Choo

I have decided to honor you all with a series of Haiku's for your reading enjoyment.


Cat

Cat independent
You think you own, but you don't
Hair balls; eff you cat










Dog

Much better than cat
Sure they lick balls then lick you
Happy to see you






Mornings


Mornings are the worst
Coffee life's blood; must have you
Stupid Governor





SCUBA
Breath under water
Visibility endless
I need more SCUBA






Simpsons
Cartoon family
Dysfunctional family
O.J. killed his wife





Music
Melodic rhythm
Good beat and can dance to it
I give it a ten





Winter

Cold snow blankets all
Looks pretty, no fun to drive
Go away Winter










3 comments:

Kristina P. said...

That picture is why I hate cats.

Andrea Sandoval said...

This is a very interesting view into your warped mind :) I'm scared but also enjoying it!

Boyd said...

Haiku is beauty
Deny her and deny self
For she is beauty