Haiku Ka Choo

I have decided to honor you all with a series of Haiku's for your reading enjoyment.


Cat

Cat independent
You think you own, but you don't
Hair balls; eff you cat

Dog

Much better than cat
Sure they lick balls then lick you
Happy to see you

Mornings

Mornings are the worst
Coffee life's blood; must have you
Stupid Governor

SCUBA
Breath under water
Visibility endless
I need more SCUBA

Simpsons
Cartoon family
Dysfunctional family
O.J. killed his wife

Music
Melodic rhythm
Good beat and can dance to it
I give it a ten

Winter

Cold snow blankets all
Looks pretty, no fun to drive
Go away Winter